is it sad that out of everyone in the world, living or dead, my mom means the most to me?
forever a nerd who loves her mommy.
just for the record.
gluten-free chocolate cupcakes with cream cheese icing and tiny chocolate chips on top are even better than before when you add a gram of dry ice hash.
fun fact: this turns me on.
i really wish my coworkers would stop forgetting how old i am.
they keep asking me if i want to go get drinks with them after work.

i just finished writing a paper on ‘the yellow wallpaper’, and i noticed in the closing paragraph i’d mistakenly written ‘jane’ instead of ‘the narrator’.
there’s no goddamn ambiguity after all.
bitch was just stoned as fuck when she wrote that thing.
after 4am there is never hope
come watch the sunrise with me
BETCH I AM.